Bad Boy of The PGA

Today, the whitest white, Australian golf instructor here informed me that he will be attending the Usher concert tomorrow night. He also told me that he would be wearing his 'bling' and 'scopin tha honeys'. His wife called earlier and I asked her what she thought about all of that and she was mortified. She is a very straight laced Australian doctor who doesn’t do well with nonsense. She also told me that he had asked her to pick up his Allen Iverson, 76ers jersey at the cleaners, along with his baggy shorts. When I asked him who Iverson was he told me that he was the 'Bad Boy of the NBA' and then turned around and said 'I guess that makes me the Bad Boy of the PGA.' Outstanding. Below is a picture.