Have you seen my hot dog?

We were in the store Hot Topic looking for a AC/DC belt buckle for Arwed (the new foreigner who is German/Australian really wanted one) and there was a shirt that had a wiener dog on the front and said “Have you seen my wiener” Nicolo turned around and loudly asked “have you seen my wiener?, what does that mean?” All the scary pierced, blue haired scary people were laughing so hard at my poor little Italian golfer…I shuffled him out as fast as I could and asked him no longer to talk.