Ladies Night At The Gun Range
Yesterday afternoon I decided to take Nicolo to The Bullet Trap, a gun range in Plano. He was so excited because he has never held a gun...I was excited because how great would it be to turn an Italian loose in the gun store? So when we get there a Charles Manson look alike came up to help us and started explaining guns to Nicolo. Through his 3 teeth and broken English, Manson did nothing else but to confuse the poor Italian, and make me want to take off my clothes and join a cult. So i chose a gun for him. .38 Special! It was a little pistol that held 5 bullets, looked simple enough and there weren't a lot of parts to mess up. Tonight was lady's night at the gun range I was informed...though I was the only lady there. We got to choose our targets, I chose the guy holding his crotch, while N chose the Osama Bin Laden headshot. The guy gave us a rule sheet to read over...which Nicolo just stared at blankly...then turned us loose with a box of bullets and a firearm. We had to wear these stupid head phones that were so thick and heavy it was hard to hold my head up. When we got to our lane I started setting things up. Seeing as how I was the professional here (since I have been to the gun range once when I was dating the Bi-Sexual police officer) I went ahead and hooked the targets up and showed nicolo how to load the bullets into the gun. When he went to load it, the entire barrel fell out and onto the floor. So here i was wallowing on the floor of some dirty gun range looking for the barrel of a gun...I went from 0 to 60 on the white trash scale in mere seconds. After I found the barrel and reassembled the gun and loaded it for him I stepped back to let him shoot. He took this very Wild West stance and actually attempted to quick draw. After he shot his rounds I stepped up and tried my best to look like Lara Croft. I busted a cap in that paper and forever have impressed young Nicolo with my gun slinging skills...