Quizno's with a Quirky Boy

Today i went to Quizno's with Brock Mulder. The entire duration of the meal he talked on his phone. Afterwards he spit on the sidewalk missing my foot by about 2cm. Below is the parting conversation he and I had....

Brock: Today is the last day i Don't wear underwear.

Crystal: Why Chaffing?

Brock: No the zipper excites me and i have to be careful.

Wow.