we need classes....know your role

Last night I went to the Improv with Robin. When we get there we ask to sit in smoking. The smoking section was a sad little section to the left of the stage that was a stones throw away from the non-smoking side of the stage. Seriously, one could stick their arm out and touch the non-smokers, or better yet just wave our cancerous fumes in their faces. They sit you at a table with people you don't know, but as you all know, I knew them very well by the end of the evening. First to sit down was Zach. He was this well dressed, well groomed, and rather good looking guy. He was waiting on his friend Jeff. Across from us was Travis and Mandy, who i just called Mandy Travis...because it worked so well for Randy Travis. Next to them sat, Angelique, (who told us her "friends" have lovingingly dubbed her as "stump"), and the other lady i don't remember her name...but her father used to be my middle school english teacher. The first comedian went on and well, sucked. He had some lame joke about a bowling trophy and a cheerleaders finish..it was stupid...but hey, I couldn't have done it. Then the next guy went on and all he talked about girls and how they lie about how many people they have slept with...this topic did not impress the table with all the elderly people...well one lady at that table was laughing so hard it looked like her dentures were about to fall out of her face...but the other hospice bound folks were not so impressed...looked like they must have had too much geratol. The guy was so raunchy I though Robin was going to go sit with Father Time and his crew and put on a sour face because of his crudeness. I loved him...it was awesome!At the end of this guys set he informed the audience that his mother was in the crowd. Next up was this guy name Mario from Austin...he started off a little weak but finished up with a bang...then came the main act. This guy looked like he had done a bump of coke before he came out. He paced around the stage and made me nervous. He kicked it hard. I don't remember his name but Robin will probably post a comment to say who he was. When we got up to leave, we had already made fast friends with our table and invited Zach and his buddy Jeff to come watch the Perside meteor shower with us at the golf course. I had a few cocktails and also invited one of the comics...the really raunchy one. Kirk met us out there, and we roused Nicolo out of bed. We spread a quilt on the dring range and watched the sky. It would have been a lot cooler if i understood that a clock radio does not work off the 9 volt battery...that just backs it up. So we were tuneless. Jeff booked first, then Robin disappeared, Nicolo was unimpressed so it was just Kirk, Zach and I. We did cartwheels, and looked up at the sky and spun to get dizzy. At this point we only saw a few meteors....so Kirk got bored and tired and left. at around 1:30 am the sky exploded with shooting stars. It was by far one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Don't all you chuffers wish you would have hung around????